In this intimate portrait of one man's love for cats, you will learn the answers to burning questions such as: "Why are they all aloof and weird and stuff?" "They hate me, right?" "Is it true that they have 9 lives?" Armed with these and countless other valuable lessons, by the book's end any guy can be on the fast track to becoming a cat's best friend. Accompanied by hilarious info-graphic style illustrations, this book will serve as the ultimate guide to understanding cats.